The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Kyle Mooney be singin' the shanties of scallywag dads, strummin' tunes o' heartache and half-empty rum casks!"

2024-12-21

Arrr! The scallywag from “Saturday Night Live” be chattin' ’bout the jolly tunes of yacht rock, munchin' on Cheez-Its, and laughin' at them feline capers on the ol’ sea of screens in his new frightful-funny flick “Y2K”! Avast, what a merry crew!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of a jolly scallywag from the famed “Saturday Night Live” crew, who be settin’ sail upon a new venture—an uproarious horror-comedy named “Y2K.” Aye, this be a daring captain of mirth, blendin' the eerie with the chuckles, like rum with a splash of seawater!

Now, this cunning director be a man o’ many tastes! He be waxin' poetic about the sweet melodies of yacht rock, that smooth serenade that be makin' even the most hardened buccaneer want to sway and sing. And let’s not be forgettin’ his affection for those crunchy delights known as Cheez-Its—aye, the snack of legends! In the world of pirates, we be preferin' treasure, but these cheesy morsels be a close second!

But hark! What be this about “cat” videos? Aye, the scurvy dogs be entertained by the antics of our feline friends, prancin’ about like they own the high seas! This merry jester be remindin’ us that even in the darkest of times, a good laugh and a playful cat can lighten the soul. So hoist yer tankards high and celebrate the light-hearted mirth of the seven seas, as this pirate’s tale of humor unfurls like a fine treasure map! Arrr!

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