"Arrr! A scallywag intern dug up a ghostly flick o' Lincoln, lost to Davy Jones' locker!"
2025-02-12
Arrr, mateys! In the year o' our Lord, nineteen hundred and twenty-two, a jolly flick called "The Heart o' Lincoln" be scuttled by the crafty Francis Ford! It be dug up from the treasure trove o' moving pictures on Long Island, where stock-footage be more plentiful than sea biscuits!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of treasure not of gold, but of celluloid! In the year of our Lord 1922, a scallywag by the name of Francis Ford, a captain of the silver screen, set sail on the grand adventure known as “The Heart of Lincoln.” Aye, it be a film that promised to warm the cockles of yer pirate heart!But lo! This be no ordinary tale, fer it be buried deep in the briny depths of a stock-footage library, stowed away on Long Island! Aye, ye heard me right! A whole heap o’ moving pictures, just waitin’ fer a savvy buccaneer to discover its glimmerin’ treasures. What a stroke o’ luck, findin’ such a gem at a place where the landlubbers keep their forgotten spoils!