The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Behold the spoils o' the SAG Awards! A rollickin' roll call o' the finest scallywags who be winnin'!"

2025-02-23

Arrr, the swashbucklin' tale o' pickin' a new pope snagged the grand treasure o' film glory, whilst the fair lass Demi Moore and the dapper lad Timothée Chalamet be raisin' their flags of honor! Aye, a right jolly spectacle on the high seas of cinema!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the realm of the silver screen, where the winds of fate be blowin' fierce! A grand thriller, that be about the search fer a new pope, hoisted the jolly flag of victory, claimin' the top film prize like a treasure chest filled with doubloons!

But wait, landlubbers, there be more! In this merry gathering of thespian talents, the fair Demi Moore and the sprightly lad Timothée Chalamet did strut their stuff, each grabbin’ individual honors like they were pickin’ ripe apples from a tree! Aye, they be shinin’ brighter than a freshly polished cannonball!

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