The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, me hearties! Behold the new captain of the tub once scrubbed by Jacob Elordi in “Saltburn”! Arrr!

2025-03-02

Arrr, matey! The tub from yon steamy tale of “Saltburn” be now parading in the quarters of a fervent fan! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold—wherein many a hearty soul may ponder, “Did Captain Jack take a bath here?” Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale most curious! Aye, it be not about buried treasure or fearsome krakens, but rather a tub o' steamy splendor from yon flick “Saltburn.” Aye, ye heard it right! This be no ordinary tub; it be the very vessel that hath held the illustrious characters in a scene so scandalous, it could make even the saltiest sea dog blush!

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