"In ‘Festen,’ a cursed birthday turns into a jolly sea shanty—sing ye merry, or walk the plank!"
2025-02-10
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin’ bard who spun the yarn of Anna Nicole’s wild voyage be servin’ up another tale! This time, he’s takin' a cursed flick about wee ones in peril and turnin’ it into a raucous shanty! Avast, what a jolly ride awaits, eh?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I've a tale to spin about a scallywag composer who be makin' waves in the theatrical seas! This crafty bard, who once took the tempestuous life of that landlubber Anna Nicole Smith and turned it into a grand spectacle, be settin' his sights on a new treasure: a stage adaptation of a cult flick that be touchin' on the dark waters of child abuse. Aye, ye heard it right!Now, while some may raise their eyebrows like a ship's sails in a storm, this composer be plunderin' the depths of human folly with the same gusto he had when he spun Anna’s tale of fame and folly. The thought of singin' pirates and child torment be a strange brew, but in this here theater of the absurd, who knows what golden doubloons of laughter might come ashore? With a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye, he be settin' the stage for a rollickin' adventure that be both frightenin' and fascinatin’!
So, batten down the hatches and prepare yer hearts, for this be a show that promises to be wilder than a Kraken in a barrel o’ rum! Let’s raise a toast to this madcap venture—may it be a riot on the high seas of the stage!