The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Behold, Julianne Moore and Tilda Swinton banter like scallywags in ‘The Room Next Door’! Aye, a jolly sight!"

2024-12-20

Arrr, matey! The bard and captain o' flicks, Pedro Almodóvar, spins a yarn o' bittersweet shenanigans ‘twixt two scallywags in a grand treasure chest o’ a mansion! Aye, it be a tale fit for the high seas and hearty laughter!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a yarn o' the famed scribbler and captain of the cinematic seas, Pedro Almodóvar! This fine scallywag be conjurin’ a tale, a bittersweet tapestry woven betwixt two souls in a grand, glitterin’ abode, fit for a pirate king!

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