"Avast, mateys! Five foreign flicks ye be needin' to feast yer eyes on this very hour!"
2025-01-10
Arrr, this month be a tale spun by one of Pablo’s hefty hippos, a cursed Ouija board givin' shivers to landlubbers in India, and a wee Iranian scallywag in Finland chartin' the stormy seas of adolescence! Aye, what a jolly adventure it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the depths of the seas of absurdity! This month, we be takin' a gander at the life of one o' Pablo Escobar’s livin' treasures—his mighty hippo! Yarr, this hefty beast be regalin' us with tales of swimmin' in Colombian rivers, munchin' on grass, and avoidin' nosy pirates like meself. Who knew a hippo could have such a grand ol' time?But hold yer grog, fer the adventure don’t stop there! Across the treacherous waters, in the land o' India, a Ouija board be causin' a ruckus among a band o' friends. Aye, this mystical contraption be stirrin' up spirits and makin' 'em jump higher than a ship in a storm! Ye can bet yer doubloons there be plenty o' shrieks ‘n laughter as they try to decipher the ghostly messages from beyond the grave!
And let us not forget our Iranian matey, swimmin' to Finland, navigatin' the choppy waters o' adolescence. Aye, the poor lad be jugglin' school, culture shocks, and the quest for the perfect pair o' trousers, all while tryin' to fit in like a fish in a barrel! What a life, eh? So hoist the sails and raise a tankard for these tales of wild escapades! Yarrr!