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“‘Mufasa: The Lion King’ be more of a squeakin’ kitten than a mighty roar, matey! Arrr, what a jest!”

2024-12-19

Arrr, matey! This be a phantasmagoric tale, a prequel to a retold yarn, crafted by the fine captain Jenkins of “Moonlight” renown, aboard the grand Disney ship o' wonder! Avast, let the treasure of photorealism be plundered!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be spinnin' a yarn 'bout a grand tale that be settin' sail upon the cinematic seas! Aye, this here be a photorealistic prequel to a tale already told, a remakin' of legends that be givin' the ol' sea shanties a run for their doubloons!

This fine piece o’ work, churned out by the mighty Disney juggernaut, be captained by none other than Barry Jenkins, a scallywag who made waves with his treasure, "Moonlight." Aye, he be a clever lad, knowin’ how to weave a yarn that tugs at the heartstrings as surely as a kraken pulls down a ship!

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