The Booty Report

Arr, ye lasses be givin' those scurvy dogs a taste of their own grog in the skies!

2024-02-19

Aye, in days of old, fair lasses called "stewardesses" earned less booty than their male counterparts, were forbidden to wed or plump up, and forced to walk the plank at a mere 32 years of age. Aye, a brave lass be reminisces on those harsh times. Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties, back in th' good ol' days, th' stewardesses, bless their souls, were treated like scurvy dogs by th' airlines. They earned less booty than th' men, were forbidden t' marry or gain an ounce o' weight, an' had t' walk th' plank out o' th' profession by th' ripe age o' 32. 'Twas a dark time indeed fer th' lasses in th' sky.
But fear not, fer there be a glimmer o' hope on th' horizon! A brave lass by th' name o' Gloria Allred, a pirate in her own right, stood up t' th' scoundrels runnin' th' airlines an' fought fer th' rights o' th' stewardesses. 'Twas a fierce battle, but in th' end, justice prevailed an' th' lasses finally got th' fair treatment they deserved.
So let us raise a tankard o' grog t' th' brave souls who fought fer equality in th' skies! Let this be a lesson t' all ye scallywags out there – treat yer crew with respect, lest ye face th' wrath o' a fierce pirate wench like Gloria Allred. Fair winds an' followin' seas t' ye all!

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