"Arrr! ‘Sweethearts’ be a jolly tale of mateys with nary a treasure of passion! Har har!"
2024-11-28
Arrr, two scallywags fresh from the college seas be plotin' to cast off their landlubber exes in the bland waters of Jordan Weiss’s first flick. Aye, 'tis a jolly caper of heartbreak and shenanigans! Buckle yer swash, matey, for it be a sight to behold!
Avast ye scurvy sea dogs! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of two bold young lads, fresh out o’ the collegiate docks, settin’ sail on a treacherous voyage of romance and breakin’ hearts! Aye, in the landlubber realm of academia, these two hearty freshmen hatch a devious plot to rid themselves o’ their burdensome exes—nay, not by cannonball or keelhaulin’, but by the fine art of simultaneous dumping!Under the watchful eye of the fair Jordan Weiss, a filmmaker whose fare be as unremarkable as a dull sword, our comedic adventure unfolds. Picture it, mates! These gallant gents, armed only with their wits and a desperate need for freedom, concoct a scheme that'd make even the saltiest of sea captains chuckle. With the flair o' a parrot on a perch, they plot to unleash their woes upon their former sweethearts at the same hour, like a well-timed cannonade!
But beware! For love, like the fiercest storm, be unpredictable. Will their plan succeed, or will they find themselves marooned on the shores of heartbreak? Join the merry revelry in this rollickin’ tale, where breakin’ hearts be the treasure, and laughter be the true bounty! Yarrr, this adventure be one for the ages!