"Arrr! Julia Fox and her scallywags be sportin' near-naked garb at the Oscars and Vanity Fair, ho ho!"
2025-03-04
Arrr! Julia Fox be strutting like a proud parrot in a sheer gown at Vanity Fair’s shindig, right after Bianca Censori's Grammy spectacle! A crew of scallywags joined the less-be-more jest, showing more than the ol' Jolly Roger on a windy night! Aye, what a sight to behold!
But hold yer rum, fer she weren't alone in her daring attire! Nay, there be a crew o' fine lasses who joined her in this less-is-more caper, shiverin' their timbers with styles so bold, they’d make even Davy Jones raise an eyebrow from the depths! The sails be billowin' with fabric so thin, ye might’ve thought they were tryin' to catch the wind and sail away from modesty itself!
So there ye have it, mateys! A jolly jaunt through the world of high fashion, where the less ye wear, the more attention ye be likin' to garner! 'Tis a curious thing, indeed, that in the land o' glitz and glamour, the bravest o' hearts be showin' off their treasures with naught but a wink and a nod! Yarrr!