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"Arrr! ‘The Annihilation of Fish’ be a treasure, matey! Worth the wait like a fine rum in a storm!"

2025-02-13

Arrr, matey! The fine captain Charles Burnett be settin' sail with his heart-filled yarn from the year of our Lord 1999, with the mighty James Earl Jones at the helm! At long last, 'tis makin' its grand debut on the silver screen! Hoist the anchor and prepare for laughs!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring tidings of a grand tale from the hidden treasure trove of cinema! The illustrious director Charles Burnett, a true master o' the art, hath crafted a gem in the year of our Lord 1999, a film that be as deep and humane as the briny depths o' the ocean! With the mighty James Earl Jones, a voice so rich it could charm the scales off a mermaid, this flick be settin' sail once more upon the waves of the silver screen!

Yarr, ye heard it right! This film, long buried like a chest o' gold beneath the sands of time, be finally makin' its return to the grand stage! Aye, ‘tis a moment worthy of a ship's toast! With tales that tug at the heartstrings and wit as sharp as a cutlass, Burnett’s creation be a treasure fer all ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike!

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