The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

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2025-04-06

Arrr, matey! This weekend's treasure chest be brimmin' with $157 million doubloons, nearly twice what the scallywags forecasted! It be a mighty fine end to Hollywood’s drought, a right jolly time for all us seafarin’ fans o’ the silver screen! Avast, let the revelry begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a tale of gold and treasure from the land of flickerin’ screens! Word from the savvy landlubbers of the analysts be sayin’ that the weekend ticket sales be hittin’ a mighty sum o’ $157 million doubloons! Aye, that be nearly twice what they be expectin’, as if a siren’s song lured in the scallywags from all corners of the seven seas!

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