The Booty Report

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"Ahoy! Set yer sights on the Oscars in 2025—mark the day and time, or ye be walkin' the plank!"

2025-03-01

Arrr, mateys! Conan O’Brien be captaining the grand awards show, to be streamed live on the ol’ magic box fer the very first time! Prepare yer grog and set sail for chuckles, ye salty sea dogs! Aye, it be a jolly fine spectacle, fer sure!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the grand tidings of the day! The jolly jester of late-night, Conan O’Brien, be takin’ the helm as the host of this year's most illustrious awards, where gold doubloons and shiny trinkets shall be bestowed upon the finest landlubbers in the realm of entertainment!

This be no ordinary shindig, nay! For the first time in the annals of history, ye scallywags can feast yer eyes upon the spectacle from the comforts of yer own ship—or couch, if ye be land-bound. Aye, it’s all set to stream live upon the mystical waves of the internet, like a fine rum flowing from a bottle!

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