The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! Be the Oscars set adrift ‘cause the Los Angeles infernos be hotter than a wench's temper?"

2025-01-09

Arrr, Jean Smart be suggestin’ that the grand ceremonies o’ awards not be shown on the magic box! But alas, matey, in times past, when they be delayed, it be only fer a handful o’ days. And ye best believe, the doubloons be affected! Har har!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the words of the wise wench Jean Smart, who be suggestin' that them grand award ceremonies ought not to be broadcasted on the magical box o' lights. Aye, she be thinkin' that keepin' 'em off the air be the way to go, lest we be caught in a tempest o' boredom!

But hark! In days of yore, when storms brewed and calendars got tossed about like a ship in a squall, any delays were but mere whispers in the wind, only lastin' a few days. ‘Tis curious, indeed, that a simple shift in the stars could send the whole affair into disarray. Yarr, it be a fickle fate for those who fancy the glitter and glam of the silver screen!

Yet let us not forget, me mateys, that such changes be not as simple as a jolly jig on the deck. Nay! There be golden doubloons at stake when ye tamper with the timing of these ceremonies. The treasure chests of sponsors might just be as empty as a shipwrecked hull if the festivities be shuffled about. So let’s raise a tankard to Jean and her curious notion, while we keep our eyes peeled for the next grand spectacle upon the horizon!

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