"Arrr! The scallywag prosecutor be tossin' out his appeal on Baldwin's rusty business! Aye, what a jolly jest!"
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! The court be settin’ free the buccaneer of the silver screen, endin’ the chase for justice after a shootin’ gone awry on set! The judge, with a wink, tossed aside the charge of ‘oops, me heartie!’ manslaughter. Yo ho, let the rum flow!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a certain scallywag of the silver screen, who found himself in quite the pickle on a film set! Aye, ye heard me right, 'tis none other than a thespian who, in a most unfortunate turn o' events, did unleash a mighty bang that led to a fatal fate.