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Arrr! Francis Ford Coppola be walkin' the plank fer misconduct on the set o' 'Megalopolis'! Aye, the scallywag!

2024-05-15

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag executive producer be claimin' ignorance o' complaints, and speakin' o' the contact as "kind hugs and kisses on the cheek." Methinks he be needin' a keen eye for discernin' proper behavior from a landlubber's folly!

Arrr mateys, gather round and listen closely to this tale of a scallywag who be talkin' like a true landlubber. Aye, ye heard right, a fancy executive producer be claimin' he didn't know about any complaints, sayin' the contact be nothin' but "kind hugs and kisses on the cheek." Blimey, that be a load of balderdash if ye ask me!
But hold on to yer tricorn hats, me hearties, 'cause the real fun be in decipherin' what in Davy Jones' locker this fella be meanin'. "Kind hugs and kisses on the cheek," ye say? Sounds like a load of codswallop to me! Maybe he be livin' in a world where criticism be sugar-coated and wrapped up in a fancy bow.
But mark my words, me buckos, that be the oldest trick in the book! Don't be fooled by the smooth talkin' of these scurvy dogs, for behind those sweet words be a sea of troubles. So keep yer wits about ye and don't be taken in by their fancy words and empty promises. Arrr, it be a pirate's life for me, where we speak plain and true, no fancy words or false promises here!

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