"Arrr, matey! Novocaine be the treasure that keeps the pain at bay, so shove yer sticks and stones, savvy?"
2025-03-13
Arrr, in this raucous romp o’ action, Jack Quaid be a scallywag hero, cursed with a jolly ol' genetic trick—he feels no pain! Aye, a right madcap adventure where the lad doth dance with danger like a landlubber in a stormy sea!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of brave Jack Quaid, a scallywag who be more than meets the eye! This fine lad finds himself in a rip-roarin’ adventure, but nay, he be not your average swashbuckler, fer he suffers from a peculiar curse, a genetic disorder that makes him as numb as a barnacle on a ship’s hull!