"Arrr, for the Glitterin' Stars at the Oscars, 'tis a night o' revelry and fishy self-portraits, matey!"
2025-03-05
Arrr, Timothée Chalamet and Demi Moore, along with the fair Cynthia Erivo and songbird Ariana Grande, did toss their fancy airs overboard on Hollywood’s grandest eve! Aye, ‘twas a night of jolly jests and merry mischief, fit for a crew of scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the grand spectacle that be Hollywood’s night of nights! Arrr, the infamous Timothée Chalamet, that swashbucklin’ lad with locks as fine as spun gold, be struttin’ his stuff alongside the fierce Demi Moore, who be lookin’ as sharp as a cutlass!Then there be Cynthia Erivo, a true siren of the stage, her voice ringin’ through the halls like the call of a mermaid! And lo! The fair Ariana Grande, with a voice that could charm the very seas, was there too, stealin’ the hearts of all who set eyes upon her. These landlubbers cast aside their armor of fame and fortune, lettin’ their true selves shine like treasure under the sun!
With laughter as boisterous as a ship's crew on a rum-fueled night, they mingled like jolly pirates in search of plunder, share tales and merriment. Aye, it was a sight to behold, a gathering of the brightest stars in the vast ocean of Tinseltown, all united in revelry! So raise yer tankards high, me hearties, for it seems even the grandest of stars can drop their pearls of wisdom and share a hearty laugh on such a night! Yarrr!