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"Arrr, matey! With that ‘Maria’ tale, Angelina be settin' sail fer Oscars 'gain, savvy?"

2024-08-29

"Arrr, matey! 'Maria,' a tale o’ the grand opera wench Maria Callas, be a treasure that showcases her finest jewels. Premierin’ at the Venice Film Fest, it be a clever trick to steer clear o’ that scallywag Brad Pitt! Aye, savvy?"

Avast, matey! Gather ye round fer a tale of the grand opera diva, Maria Callas, a lass of such vocal might she could charm the scallywags off a ship! The film “Maria” be settin’ sail in the seas of cinematic splendor, crafted to showcase the lass’s bountiful talents, aye! With a voice like a siren callin’ the sailors home, she be a true treasure of the stage!

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