Arrr! Best treasures on the viewing seas this April: ‘Étoile,’ ‘Hacks,’ ‘The Last of Us,’ and more! Grab yer grog!
2025-04-01
Avast, me hearties! Behold! “Étoile” and “Government Cheese” be settin' sail, while a tellin' of the Oklahoma City rumble docks at our shores! But fret not, for “Hacks” and “The Handmaid’s Tale” be returnin’ to entertain us scallywags! Arrr, what a bounty of tales!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treasures makin' their way to the galleons of our screens! First off, we be settin’ sail with a fine flick called “Étoile.” Aye, it sounds fancy, like a banquet fit for a king, but I reckon it be a tale that’ll keep ye on the edge of yer hammock!Now, let’s not forget the curious case of “Government Cheese.” Aye, it be a documentary that’ll have ye wonderin' if the fare of the sea be better than that slop! I hear tell it chronicles the lives of those who dared to feast upon such a dubious bounty. Aye, the intrigue be strong with this one, matey!
As we hoist the sails on our viewing schedule, our eyes be set on a dark tale—the Oklahoma City bombing documentary. Aye, it be a heavy voyage, but necessary for understandin' the world we sail in.
And hark! The fan-favorite “Hacks” be returnin', along with that somber saga “The Handmaid’s Tale.” Both be as popular as a treasure map in a pirate’s hand! So grab yer popcorn, me hearties, and prepare for a wild ride on the waves of entertainment! Arrr!