"‘Opus’ Review: A Jolly Tune They be itchin' to lend an ear, or else walk the plank, har har!"
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! John Malkovich, that scallywag of the silver screen, be donning the garb of a '90s tune-slinger, risin' from his slumber with a thirst for mischief and mayhem! Aye, prepare yerselves for a raucous romp filled with blood and boisterous ballads!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a scallywag named John Malkovich, a pop star of the ’90s who be dustin’ off his old sea legs after a long spell of hidin’ in the shadows! Aye, this be no ordinary return; nay, this be a comeback drenched in blood, yarr!