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Arrr! John Williams be playin' a cruel joke on Luke and Leia with an awkward love ditty! Aye, matey!

2024-03-06

"Arrr, George be keepin' secrets like a scurvy dog! A second film be a surprise more shockin' than findin' a treasure map in yer grog! We be demandin' our share o' the booty for this unexpected adventure!"

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye, for I have a tale to tell of betrayal and trickery on the high seas! 'Twas a dark and stormy night when George gathered his crew of scurvy dogs to announce a second film. The shock and disbelief among us was as palpable as the stench of bilge water on a hot day.
George, that scallywag, had kept this information from us like a treasure hidden in the depths of Davy Jones' locker. We had signed on for one film, not two! The crew erupted in a chorus of groans and curses that would make even Blackbeard himself blush.
But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates are a resilient lot. We may be caught off guard by George's deception, but we shall weather this storm and emerge victorious. For we be pirates, savvy and quick-witted, ready to sail into uncharted waters and face whatever challenges lie ahead.
So raise a tankard of grog to George and his sneaky ways, for we shall meet this second film head-on and emerge triumphant, with chests full of gold and tales of our adventures that will echo through the ages. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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