The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the scallywags be hopin' for love 'twixt Link and Zelda, thinkin' them voice whispers seal the deal!

2025-04-04

Arrr, 'tis I, the jolly shipper of goods! Aye, the one who be tossin' treasures from port to port like a seagull with a belly full o' rum! So hoist the sails and let’s be off, me hearties!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be about to spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag known only as "Shippers." Yarr, it be I who sails the treacherous seas o' commerce, casting me nets wide to catch the finest treasures in the land of shipping!

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