The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye scurvy dogs! Helldivers 2 shan't have transmog, for mismatched passives be like an apple tasting o' bacon! Arrr!

2024-04-15

Arrr, the scallywag be claimin' this feature be as confusin' as a drunken parrot! But we'll sail through these treacherous waters and plunder the truth with our trusty cutlass of logic. Yarrr!

Arr matey, listen here ye scurvy dogs! The feature be so confusin' that even the captain of the ship be scratchin' his head! Aye, the shooter's creative director be sayin' that it "doesn't make sense" in the eyes of the crew. Arr, can ye believe it? The very one who be in charge of makin' the game be callin' the feature a load of bilge!
But fear not me hearties, for there be plenty o' other treasures to be found in the game. The graphics be as beautiful as a mermaid's song, and the gameplay be as smooth as sailin' on a calm sea. And let's not forget the swashbucklin' adventures ye can embark on with yer crewmates!
So while this particular feature may be as useful as a wooden leg with a hole in it, there be plenty of other reasons to set sail on this grand adventure. So gather yer crew, raise the Jolly Roger, and let's set off on a journey to plunder the high seas! Arrrr!

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