The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Just as I be finishin' me beloved strategy RPG, the Japanese behemoth Vanillaware be seekin' crew for a swashbucklin' new action adventure! Arrr!

2024-05-21

Ye be playin' the sweetest tune to me eardrums, matey! 'Tis like the sound of a siren callin' me to the high seas. Keep it up, and ye may just earn yerself a spot on me crew! Argh!

Arr matey, 'tis a fine day to be talkin' like a salty sea dog from the days of yore! Aye, 'tis music to me ears to be speakin' in the manner of a 17th century pirate, me hearty. Me heart skips a beat at the thought of sailin' the high seas, plunderin' and pillagin' like the scurvy dogs we be!
Oh, the tales I could spin about the adventures we'd have, the treasures we'd find, and the wenches we'd woo! 'Tis a life of freedom and adventure that calls to me very soul. The wind in me sails, the salt spray on me face, 'tis a life worth livin'!
So raise a tankard of grog with me, me hearties, and let us toast to the pirate life! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, we be the swashbucklers of the seven seas, the scourge of the Caribbean! Aye, 'tis a fine thing to be a pirate, me buckos, and I wouldn't trade it for all the gold in Davy Jones' locker!

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