Arrr, matey! That Assassin's Creed Shadows be parryin' like a slippery fish! Blame it on Sekiro and them Lies of P, I say!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! This here Ubisoft's latest tale be so slow, I be feelin' like I’m hangin' from the yardarm, catchin' a blunt breeze! I might just lose me head—whiplashin’ like a scallywag in a storm! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and pick up the pace, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout Ubisoft’s latest treasure of a game, a role-playin' adventure that be slower than a slug on a sunken ship! Aye, the pace be so leisurely, it’s givin’ me a case of the whiplash, I tell ye!