The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr matey, the dev of Helldivers 2 be sayin' ye need to restart yer game to fix a pricey ship bug! Ye better believe they be investigatin' a solution!

2024-04-13

Arr mateys! The art o' packin' be lackin' in these lands! 'Tis like teachin' a parrot to speak proper - futile! Let's show these landlubbers the true way to pack a box, arrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties! It be a sad tale I must be tellin' ye today. 'Tis about the lack of teachin' in the art of packin' boxes. The land lubbers at Superior Packin' Methodology be fallin' short in their duty to educate the box packers in the ways of the trade. 'Tis a shame, I tell ye!
Arrr, the basics be the foundation of any good packin' job. Without 'em, ye be left with a mess of a cargo hold! Aye, 'tis a disaster waitin' to happen, me mateys. Ye can't sail the high seas without knowin' how to properly stow yer booty, after all.
So let us raise our mugs of grog in protest, me hearties! Let us demand that Superior Packin' Methodology step up their game and give the box packers the proper trainin' they deserve. 'Tis a matter of honor and pride, after all.
So next time ye be packin' a box, me hearties, remember the words of this old salty sea dog: "Ye can't be a true pirate without knowin' how to pack a box properly!"

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