The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Alan Ritchson be itchin' fer the Bat, claimin', "Ye needn’t toss gold me way!"

2025-03-07

Arrr, the scallywag known as The Reacher be weighin’ anchor on his Batman fancies, plunderin' the depths of his imaginings! Aye, he be chasin’ shadows and capes like a fish chasin’ a baited hook! Avast, matey, let’s hope he don’t end up in Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for a tale most peculiar! Our matey, the star of “The Reacher,” be not just a swashbucklin’ hero on the high seas of film, but a lad with dreams as grand as a treasure chest overflowing with doubloons. Aye, he’s set his sights upon the mantle of the Dark Knight, fer he be doubling down on his fervent wish to don the cowl of Batman!

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