Arrr! Venom be swashbucklin' 'cross She-Hulk, Doctor Strange, Moon Knight, an' Wolverine in a jolly new What If? preview!
2024-01-12
Arr, me mateys! Avast ye! Picture this: Venom, that scurvy villain, be summonin' new versions o' yer favorite Marvel scallywags from alternate dimensions! Aye, me hearties, prepare to be Venomized, or walk the plank!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, there be quite the tale afoot! Picture this, me mateys: a ship called Venom is sailin' through the vast sea of Marvel comics. But hold yer horses, for this ship be carryin' a treasure unlike any other – new versions of our favorite Marvel characters, all Venomized!Ahoy, me hearties, brace yerselves for the arrival of Venomized alt-reality characters. Can ye imagine Spider-Man with a touch of the Venom? Or Iron Man, the genius pirate, donning a Venomized suit of armor? Arr, there be even talk of Captain America turning into Cap'n Venom himself! Shiver me timbers, the possibilities be endless!
Now, me lads and lasses, don't ye be thinkin' these Venomized versions be just ordinary pirates. Oh no, me mateys, each one carries the essence of Venom, and ye can bet yer doubloons they'll be causin' quite the ruckus. They'll be swingin' from the mast, shootin' cannons from their fingertips, and breathin' that mighty Venomous fire!
But here's the real treasure, me hearties – imagine the banter amongst this motley crew of Venomized misfits! Iron Man's quick wit, mixed with Venom's dark humor, will have ye laughin' like a drunken sailor. And Cap'n Venom, with his noble heart and fierce determination, will surely command the respect of the entire seven seas!
So me mateys, prepare to set sail on this wild adventure with Venom and his Venomized crew. They be bringin' a whole new twist to the Marvel universe, and ye can bet yer last piece of eight that they'll keep us entertained for many a moon. Arr, it's time to embrace the Venom within and embark on this hilarious and thrilling journey!