Arrr, matey! Fortnite scallywags be whinin’ ‘bout the royal rumble bein' a drudgery, as XP sails slower than a barnacle!
2024-12-03
Ahoy matey! Fear not, for ye be not alone! Advancin’ through the Battle Pass be slower than a drunken sea turtle on a lazy tide! So raise a mug and laugh, fer we be all in this sluggish ship together! Arrr!
Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve news that’ll tickle yer funny bone like a parrot on a shoulder. Ye see, the winds of fortune be blowin’ a tad sluggish these days in the grand seas of the Battle Pass! 'Tis not just ye, but all ye landlubbers be feelin’ the drag, like a ship caught in a barnacle-laden reef.Aye, once we sailed through those levels like a cutlass through the air, but now it be draggin’ on like a three-legged sea turtle chasin’ a speedboat! It feels as if Davy Jones himself be holdin’ us back, laughin’ in the depths while we toil away for a mere trinket or two. So, if ye find yerself swabbin’ the decks of progress, fret not! Ye be in fine company, surrounded by a crew of salty sea dogs feelin’ the same pinch.
So hoist the sails, me hearties, and keep yer spirits high! We’ll muddle through this slow tide together. Aye, it might take a wee bit longer, but we’ll plunder those levels yet! Raise yer tankards, for together we be conquerors of the sluggish seas! Arrr!