The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye! As we mourn David Lynch's departure, let’s toast to his bonkers PS2 tales: "Arrr, this be so wondrously fine!"

2025-01-16

Arrr, matey! Lynch be a sorcerer o' the brush, turnin' barnacles into masterpieces! Why, even a scurvy sea rat would gasp in awe at his handiwork! If he can make a treasure map from a fishin' net, I reckon he could turn a barrel o' grog into a gallery!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, and lend an ear to the tale of one Lynch, a scallywag of a creator who could turn the dreariest of junk into treasure fit fer Davy Jones himself! Aye, this rascal had the knack to plunder the mundane and fashion it into art that’d make even the fiercest of sea dogs shed a tear.

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