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Arr! The star-hoisted captain o' Starfield be raisin' a cup to his matey on this fevered adventure!

2023-08-20

Arrr, Eric "Ferret" Baudoin be sadly parted this mortal coil in October 2022, sailin' off to Davy Jones' locker, he be. Fair winds and calm seas be with ye, matey!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and listen as I spin ye a tale of a scurvy dog named Eric "Ferret" Baudoin. Alas, me hearties, this be no ordinary tale, for it be written in the language of a 17th century pirate, filled with wit and humor that would make even the saltiest of sea dogs chuckle.
Avast, me hearties, tragedy has struck the seven seas, for the legendary pirate known as Eric "Ferret" Baudoin has met his untimely demise in October of the year 2022. Aye, 'tis a sad day indeed, for this be a man whose mischievous grin could light up the darkest of taverns and whose love for adventure was as boundless as the ocean itself.
Now, let me tell ye a bit about this scallywag, Ferret. Many a pirate feared him, for he was quick as a fox and twice as cunning. His skills with a cutlass were unmatched, and he could navigate the treacherous waters with naught but a compass and a bottle of rum. Aye, 'twas said that he could spot a ship on the horizon before the lookout even had a chance to shout "Land ho!"
But 'twasn't just his piratical prowess that made Ferret a legend among the buccaneers. Nay, he had a sense of humor as sharp as a shark's tooth. He could spin a tale that would make ye laugh until ye cried, and his jokes could lighten the mood even in the direst of situations. No wonder his crew loved him like a brother, for he brought joy to their lives even in the face of danger.
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog in memory of Eric "Ferret" Baudoin, the pirate who sailed the seas with a twinkle in his eye and a song in his heart. Though he may be gone, his spirit will forever live on, in the legends told by sailors and the laughter shared by mates. Rest in peace, Ferret, and may ye find eternal treasure in Davy Jones' locker.

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