Arrr! The Witcher lovers be in a tizzy, learnin’ Geralt’s older than a barnacle-covered ship!
2024-12-21
Arrr, 'tis more like Ger-old o' the salty seas, eh? A scallywag so ancient, he be navigatin' with a map scribbled by a gull! Aye, if he be huntin’ treasure, I reckon it be buried in the depths o’ his own beard! Har har har!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag known as Ger-old of Rivia, who be likin’ more to a landlubber than a true sea dog, I tell ye! This knave sails the seas of adventure but be as lost as a fish outta water when it comes to wieldin’ a sword or charm. Aye, ye might catch him in his fanciest attire, thinkin’ he be the dandiest buccaneer to ever roam the high seas, but truth be told, he’d trip over his own boots if a siren sang sweetly behind 'im!Yer see, Ger-old be a fella who fancies himself a hero, but when the cannon fire erupts and the kraken be lurkin’ just below the waves, he’s more likely to shout “Avast!” while runnin’ for the nearest barrel to hide in! His companions laugh, sayin’ he be better suited for a tea party than a ship’s deck, where real men clash swords and drink rum like it be water!
So next time ye hear tales of Ger-old of Rivia, raise yer tankard and toast to the most bumbling, bumptious pirate wannabe ever to sail the seven seas! For he may not be a true scourge of the ocean, but he sure knows how to tickle yer funny bone, arrr!