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Arrr, all ye scallywags be shiverin'! Schwimmer be sayin', "By the briny depths, ye must give it a go!"

2025-01-02

Arrr, matey! Exclusive tidin's: Young David Schwimmer, just a spry 25 when them tomes first sailed the seas! 'Tis only right he be askin’ the crew fer a wee bit o’ help, lest he be lost in a sea o' words! Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of our ol' shipmate, David Schwimmer, a lad who sailed the seas of fame when he was but a spry 25 years old! Aye, when the tomes first hit the shores, this swashbucklin’ star found himself in need of a wee bit o’ guidance. Yarr, 'tis only right, ye see, that a young buccaneer might need to consult his crew before plunderin' the treasure of knowledge!

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