The Booty Report

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Arrr! A savvy scallywag found a sneaky Oz treasure in Captain Marvel ye surely overlooked, matey! Avast and behold!

2024-12-06

Arrr, matey! What be the Supreme Intelligence and the Wizard share, ye ask? Both be full o’ grand schemes and fancy tricks, but neither can find their treasure map without a good swig o’ rum! Aye, cleverness be naught without a hearty laugh and a hearty drink!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, ye salty sea dogs, for I be tellin' ye a tale of the Supreme Intelligence and the Wizard, two scallywags of grand renown! Both be masters o' the mystical arts, conjurin’ up tricks and illusions that’d make even Davy Jones raise an eyebrow!

Now, the Supreme Intelligence, a brainy buccaneer, be as clever as a fox in a henhouse, playin' with the very fabric o’ reality itself! It’s a thinkin’ machine, aye, full o’ knowledge gathered from many a galaxy. Like a shanty sung in the dead of night, it weaves its wisdom into the minds of the unsuspectin’, makin’ ‘em dance to its tune!

On the flip side, we have the Wizard, that crafty old codger with a beard as long as a sea serpent’s tail! He be wieldin' magic like a cutlass, castin’ spells that’d make a kraken blush! With a flick o’ his wrist, he can turn ye into a toad or summon a storm to dampen yer spirits! Both be dabblin’ in the arcane, aye, but one be a brainiac and the other a showman.

So, what do they have in common, ye ask? They both be keepin’ secrets deeper than the ocean blue and wieldin’ powers that’d make even the bravest pirate reconsider his life choices! Now raise yer tankards, for the adventure be just beginnin’!

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