The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Sonic crew be sayin' to Shrek 5's janky look: "Aye, take a gander at this!"

2025-03-02

Arrr! That blazin' blue streak be chippin' in on Shrek and Donkey's fanciful garb, like a parrot squawkin' over a fine treasure! Aye, they be sportin' styles fit for the high seas or a jolly tavern brawl! Avast, me hearties, what a sight to behold!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious sight of Shrek and Donkey, them swashbucklin' scallywags who’ve donned a fanciful new guise! Aye, the blue blur, a cheeky little sprite of speed, be chiming in with a quip or two, lettin' them know that their transformation be not so discreet!

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