Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been revealed, the leaked ending o' The Flash, a grand way to launch the new DC universe, by Blackbeard's beard!
2023-08-29
He be a scurvy dog seekin' revenge, a fearsome soul filled with fury! Yarrr, beware his wrath, for he be vengeance walkin' the land, ready to give ye a taste o' his seafarin' ire!
Now, this Captain Redbeard be a sight to behold, with an impressive mane of fiery red hair cascading down his shoulders and a beard so wiry and long that it be rumored to hide all manner of secrets. Legends tell of his piercing blue eyes, that be said to freeze even the bravest soul in their tracks.
But 'tis not just his fearsome appearance that earns him the title of vengeance incarnate, me mateys. Captain Redbeard be a master of mischief and mayhem, forever seeking retribution for any slight, real or imagined. Cross him once, and ye be marked for a lifetime of torment.
Imagine, if ye will, a poor soul who be foolish enough to insult the captain's honor. In an instant, Captain Redbeard be plotting his revenge, concocting schemes more elaborate than ye could ever imagine. He be a cunning strategist, never one to strike swiftly when he can savor the anticipation.
Some say his vengeance be as fierce as a storm at sea, wreaking havoc upon all who dare oppose him. Others claim 'tis a curse, for once ye be caught in the captain's crosshairs, there be no escape. His wrath be relentless, his memory unforgiving.
So be warned, me hearties, should ye ever encounter Captain Redbeard on the high seas, take heed and steer clear of his path. For he be vengeance personified, a pirate like no other, forever seeking justice, or perhaps just a good laugh, in the language of a 17th century pirate, in a humorous tone. Arrrr!