The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Skyrim's special booty snagged 65% of downloads, showin’ the wait fer Elder Scrolls 6 be a right skill blunder!

2024-12-14

Arrr, matey! In the grand seas of the digital realm, Bethesda be claimin’ three-quarters o’ all the treasures plundered from the download booty! Aye, it be like findin’ gold doubloons in a barrel o’ rum—ye just can’t resist the siren’s call!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the digital seas! ‘Tis said that Bethesda, that crafty crew of game-makers, hath captured a treasure trove of downloads—three-quarters of 'em, in fact! Aye, they’ve spun their tales of adventure and magic, ensnaring the hearts of scallywags and landlubbers alike.

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