The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, aye mateys, the scuttlebutt be that a new Zelda tale be brewin', and the lore dogs be shiverin' in their timbers!

2024-05-10

Arrr mateys, a fresh timeline be sure to set the scallywags abuzz with their wild tales goin' up in a puff o' smoke! Ye best be grabbin' yer grog and settlin' in for a right good yarn on the high seas of speculation!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! A new timeline be comin' our way, and it be causin' quite the stir among the landlubbers. The community be throwin' around their theories like cannonballs, but this new timeline be sure to have 'em walkin' the plank!
Ye see, this timeline be like a treasure map that's been soaked in rum and left out in the sun for too long - it be twisted and turned in ways we ain't never seen before. But don't ye worry, me hearties, for we be sailin' these uncharted waters together!
Some be sayin' this new timeline be like a kraken risin' from the depths, ready to swallow up all we know. But me, I be thinkin' it be more like a parrot with a loose tongue - squawkin' nonsense and causin' chaos!
So batten down the hatches, me mateys, and hold on tight to yer eyepatches! This new timeline be sure to have us all talkin' like pirates - Arrr, matey, ye best be ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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