Arrr, matey! Blizzard’s 2024 treasures reveal 480 million dead, 1.7 trillion demon squishings, and yanks baffled by them fancy metrics!
2024-12-18
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis the hour for a jolly frolic with foolish figures and more absurd comparisons than a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! Hoist the sails of nonsense and let the merriment commence! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of numbers so silly, ye won't know whether to laugh or keelhaul a landlubber! Picture this: if ye be havin' a treasure chest filled with doubloons, and ye count 'em faster than a seagull snatches a fish, ye might find yerself in a right pickle!