Arrr, matey! Disney Plus' Spider-Man tale be tossed overboard, 'cause it lacked the jolly fun of a true pirate yarn!
2024-12-24
“Arrr, we’d be needin’ a mountain o' limiters fer our tale, like a ship too burdened with treasure! The seas be callin’, but we’d be squashed like a barnacle on a rock if we ain't careful!”
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the beans on a tale o' treachery and tale-tellin'. If we be settin' sail on a story that be filled to the brim with wild adventures, we’d be needin' to hoist a hundred limiters to keep our ship from sinkin' into the depths o' absurdity!