The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The Hyper Light Breaker crew be hearin' yer grumblin' and promise to fix the ship right quick!

2025-01-15

Arrr, when ye be showerin' us with heaps o' the same savvy requests, it be like givin' us a treasure map! It helps us chart the course fer future updates, savvy? So keep 'em comin', and we’ll steer our ship right!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout the curious ways of the landlubbers who manage our updates! Yarr, it be a jolly sight when a shipload o’ requests washes ashore, all clamorin' fer the same treasure! Aye, when we be drownin' in a sea o’ identical cries, it be like a siren's song guidin' us to the prize!

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