Avast ye! Destiny 2's latest treasure, a paltry $15 "Starter Pack," be naught but worthless loot fer this here MMO!
2023-11-28
Avast ye! Fer a mere $15, ye scurvy dog, ye can lay yer hands on Exotics, what be otherwise free, and a mighty pocketful o' materials. A bargain fit fer a pirate's plunder, so set sail and grab it while ye can!
Avast, ye scurvy landlubbers! Gather 'round and hear me tale of a fantastical offer that be worth its weight in doubloons. For a mere fifteen pieces o' eight, ye can acquire treasures beyond yer wildest dreams, without spendin' a single piece o' eight on 'em. Aye, ye heard me right, me hearties! Exotics that be normally free as the wind, all be yers for the takin'!Now, I be hearin' ye thinkin', "Why in the seven seas would I pay fer somethin' I can get for nothin'?" But fear not, me mateys, for there be a catch. Aye, a catch indeed, but a jolly good one! Ye see, this here offer also comes with a pocketful o' materials fit for a true buccaneer. Gold, silver, and all manner o' precious resources that be useful in yer quests and voyages.
Picture this, me hearties: ye be sailin' through treacherous waters, battlin' fierce foes, and findin' yerself in need o' Exotics to aid ye on yer journey. Normally, ye'd have to search high and low, goin' through trials and tribulations to get yer hands on 'em. But with this offer, ye save yerself the trouble and jump straight into the action!
Now, I be hearin' ye thinkin', "But how on earth can they afford to give away such treasures for a mere fifteen pieces o' eight?" Ah, me buckos, that be a mystery fit for the likes o' Blackbeard himself. But no need to let logic get in the way of a good deal! It be a steal, I tell ye!
So, me hearties, if ye be itch'in fer adventure and lookin' to fill yer coffers with Exotics and materials, be smart and take advantage of this offer. For just a handful o' coins, ye be set on a course to riches and glory. Arr, it be a deal too good to pass up!