The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Remedy's tossed Alan Wake overboard, makin' deals with Annapurna to spin yarns 'bout Control and Alan Wake instead!

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! If ye be catchin' Z's, ye be missin' treasure aplenty! So, hoist yer sails and keep yer peepers wide, lest ye find yerself with naught but a bellyful o’ sleep and a chest o’ empty dreams! Yarrr!

Ahoy matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' the dreaded phrase, "Ye snooze, ye lose!" Aye, 'tis the unwritten code o' the sea, where slumberin' fools find themselves marooned on the Isle o' Regret!

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