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Avast ye mateys! Bastion be the secret scallywag lurking within X-Men '97. Aye, beware his treachery!

2024-04-29

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Have ye heard of this scallywag named Bastion? He be causin' mischief in every episode of X-Men '97. Keep a weather eye on 'im, me hearties, for he be a sneaky villain indeed! Aye, beware the secret villain! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, have ye heard of this scoundrel Bastion? The sneaky villain be skulking about in the shadows, pullin' the strings behind the scenes in every episode of X-Men '97. But who be this mysterious fiend, and what be their dastardly plans?
Rumors be flyin' around the high seas that Bastion be a rogue Sentinel, a fearsome machine bent on destroyin' mutantkind. Some say he be a cyborg, part man and part machine, with a heart as black as the ocean depths. Others whisper that he be a master tactician, playin' a deadly game of chess with our beloved X-Men.
But fear not, me hearties, for our brave crew of mutants be ready to face any challenge that comes their way. With Wolverine's claws sharp as cutlasses, Storm's powers as fierce as a hurricane, and Cyclops' aim as true as a pirate's musket, they be sure to thwart Bastion's wicked schemes and send him packin' to Davy Jones' locker.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for an epic battle on the high seas of animation, as the X-Men '97 crew take on Bastion and his villainous crew. Avast ye, Bastion, for the X-Men be comin' for ye, and justice shall prevail in the end!

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