Arrr! Blindfolded Mario swashbuckler be claimin' "70 Stars be DED!" after he smashed his old record to smithereens!
2025-03-19
Arrr, me hearties! I be over the moon, I am! This be the treasure I sought! I reckon I’ll hoist me sails and sail away, for I be done with this nonsense! Yarrr, let the rum flow!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! Ye won’t believe the ruckus I be feelin’ in me ol’ pirate bones! Aye, I be so, so happy with this here time, 'tis like findin' a chest full o’ gold doubloons after a long, stormy voyage. I reckon I’ve struck the mother lode o' joy, me mateys!With a heart full o’ glee, I declare, “I will take this!” Aye, I’ll be grabbin’ it faster than a seagull snatchin’ a fish from the briny deep! But hark! There be a twist in me tale, for I think I be done! Aye, done like a well-cooked fish on a swelterin’ day—no more parley needed!