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Arrr, me hearties! To mend the cursed "death wall" what be takin' NPC lives, ye must stash a load o' boxes, savvy?

2023-08-18

Avast, me hearties! A fresh Hitman 3 patch be arrivin', bringin' a fix that be ticklin' me timbers! Arr!

Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen as I regale ye with news from the high seas of the gaming world! There be a new patch for Hitman 3, and let me tell ye, it's a fix that brings me nothing but joy and laughter!

Picture this, me mateys: the developers of Hitman 3 have released an update that be fixin' various bugs and issues that have been plaguin' us scurvy dogs. But the best part of all? They included a fix that be ticklin' me to the very depths of me pirate soul!

Ye see, there be a problem with the game that caused the good ol' Agent 47 to behave like a drunken sailor, staggerin' around and makin' a right mess of his stealthy missions. But fear not, me hearties, for the developers have squashed this bug like a cockroach on the deck!

Imagine watchin' Agent 47, the master assassin himself, stumbling about like a landlubber who's had too much rum. 'Twas a sight to behold, I tell ye! But thanks to this hilarious fix, our deadly assassin will now be back to his usual swift and deadly self, ready to take down his targets with precision and finesse.

Oh, the joy it brings me to think of all the mischief and mayhem that will ensue as I guide Agent 47 through his missions once more! I can't help but chuckle at the thought of him tip-toein' through the shadows, silent as a ghost, rather than trippin' over his own feet like a clumsy pirate on a stormy sea.

So raise yer grog-filled tankards, me hearties, and let us toast to this glorious patch! 'Tis a fix that not only improves the game, but also brings a smile to this ol' pirate's face. Now, if ye'll excuse me, I have some assassinations to plan and booty to plunder!

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