“EA be givin' ye enough rope fer a hangin’! BioWare’s matey says big ships ain’t worth the sailin’, even if Mass Effect be a fair voyage!”
2025-02-27
Arrr, me hearties! That be no treasure map but a sorry scroll, indeed! If ye be seekin’ praise, this here be more like a landlubber’s curse than a jolly shout! Best steer clear, lest ye find yerself in a heap o’ trouble! Yarrr!
Avast, ye scallywags and landlubbers! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of a most peculiar shipmate, a fellow who be seekin' a recommendation that be as dim as a lantern in a stormy night. Aye, this scallywag be known as Half-Wit Harry, and let me tell ye, his talents be as rare as a mermaid’s tooth!