The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! BioWare spills the beans on Dragon Age's crew, showin’ their five jolly tricks in battle! Yarrr!

2024-08-26

Arrr, I be claimin' the dark sorcerer and the scaly beast slayer who spits flames, savvy? A fine pair o’ mischief-makers to join me crew! We'll be causin' mayhem and guffaws on the high seas, I tell ye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale most curious! Picture this: a ruckus brewin’ in the tavern, where scallywags be swappin’ tales of grand adventure. Amongst the ruckus, I spots a fearsome necromancer, all decked out in shadows and dead things, smirkin’ like a cat that swallowed a canary. I says to meself, “That be a fine matey fer any mischief!”

But hold yer horses, fer in the next corner, there be a dragon hunter, puffin’ flames like a cannonball from the depths of Davy Jones’ locker! This swashbuckler be known to tickle the tails of dragons and make ‘em dance like fine wenches at a portside ball! I can’t help but chuckle, fer what a crew I shall muster!

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